Another one of those strange quizzes but this one takes the cake.

Your best friend is: Turkey [. . .Mkay.]

You have a crush on: [WHY!? D:]

You hate: [I hate to love him. . ?]

You get bullied by: Turkey [. . .But he's my friend!]

You are scared of: [Five meters of FEAR]

You go out for five seconds with: [Five seconds of terror]

You get a love confession from: [D: Can I go out with him? He's cute]

You get in a fist fight with: [What is my relationship with you!?]

You had a one night stand with: [I'm cool with you~!]

Your first boyfriend is: [I like this one too]

Everybody graduates but: [Poor Vash]

You marry: [;A; You're too cuuuute]

Your first kid's name is: Chelsea [I JUST SHIT MY PANTS. CHELSEA, I AM YOUR FATHER!]

You get in a dispute with: [But why? He's cute!]

You get out of the dispute with help from: Estonia [Makes sense]

You have an affair with: [I sure like them cuties]

You get caught by: Denmark [Hoo boy. D:]

The chances of them telling: 57% [This isn't gonna end well]

Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels: Sad [Canadaaaaa D:]

The two of you get divorced, you drown your sorrows with: [You are my savior cutie pie D:]

The percentage of you two doing a one night stand: 98% [Let's get it ooooooon~!]

You move in with: Hong Kong [Whooooo~! Eyebrows!]

You start having feelings for: Estonia [Probably because he saved me?]

You get a confession from: [My god! AWESOME!]

The percentage of you accepting their feelings: 53% [more like 110!]

You say no, then they go out with: [. . .Never saw that coming.]

The percentage of you like them two together: 49% [. . .Creepy.]

You get ambushed by: [WHY DO YOU DO THIS!?]

Chances of you getting out alive: 57% [I might live!]

You unexpectingly get glomped by: [CUUUUUTE]

You are lonely, you get a: drink of sake [Oh ho ho~!]

Drunk, you kiss: [Mmmmmmm~!]

Percentage of how much they liked the kiss: 59% [OH YEA]

You have a huge war against: [But I'm 25% you!]

The chances of winning: 40% [Oh shit.]

You die by: Nuclear attack [. . .Can I have many limbs?]

The only person to not go to your funeral: Belarus [Probably because Russia secretly loved me. >3>]

This person was most devastated by your death: Cuba [EEEEEEW]

This person was happiest that you died: [iconchibigreeceplz: [Why Greece, WHY!?]

This person is the mastermind behind your death: Estonia [. . .Wait, what!?]

How you liked your life: 86% [Happy happy!]